祖父に残された

When I was a child, they didn’t buy me anything for nothing: if you want a bike, finish the school year with no grades, if you want a skateboard, dig up the garden, if you want a new phone, help your grandmother make repairs. that's why I had nothing

an ordinary person won’t notice anything and will pass by, but I know that this is the hunter from “left 4 dead”

let my radio engineer grandfather use the computer: buy americium, uranium at home, radium price, nuclear reactor in the garage, buy a geiger counter, buy a radiation suit, madam with big breasts, naked girls...

-at the end of this book everyone will die. better let's go fuck. By the way, my name is Henry. -What? -Henry. in honor of my grandfather.

Petya regularly kidnaps grandfathers to replenish his collection

Grandfather gave a gift to his granddaughter for 9 months. The child squealed with happiness!

grandfather and father sneezed at the same time

oh yeah grandpa

“we come up with the worst thing you can say after sex” - my grandfather died on this sofa