看板

7-year-old me, when I saw the sign “optics” instead of “pharmacy”: screw it, stupid adults, how can you make so many mistakes?

"Happy Airborne Forces Day, brothers" - I brought you some food

"toilet" explained clearly

you're walking like this to the metro. you’re thinking about something of your own and suddenly - lo and behold! I almost missed the board game store and it’s just two steps away!

how to get a guy: 1. come to our store, buy a cupcake. 2. give it to your lover and say: “if the cupcake is delicious, then we should be together.” 3. The cupcakes from our store are very tasty, so you will succeed. if he refuses, then please come again, we will give you a free cup of hot coffee or tea so that you can pour it on his face.

something tells me this is a crappy pharmacy

"buying up stolen goods" - this only happens in Russia