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-hello, washed down the sign) -3 voices on the butt or chest, 4 next to the pussy. -What's the pussy's name? with a cat something is a little expensive. -well..... you understand. -Is your cat purebred? -fuck you!

something tells me this is a crappy pharmacy

7-year-old me, when I saw the sign “optics” instead of “pharmacy”: screw it, stupid adults, how can you make so many mistakes?

how to get a guy: 1. come to our store, buy a cupcake. 2. give it to your lover and say: “if the cupcake is delicious, then we should be together.” 3. The cupcakes from our store are very tasty, so you will succeed. if he refuses, then please come again, we will give you a free cup of hot coffee or tea so that you can pour it on his face.

"toilet" explained clearly

look! UFO! quickly, we have to find the worst camera to film this!

"buying up stolen goods" - this only happens in Russia

Look, Farmer Joe is leaving for work! Bye! -What the f...?