疯狂

you start living alone. expectation: you develop yourself like crazy, learn eight languages at once and cook complex dishes. reality: you poop with the door open..

Are you also crazy about fools who go to work to earn money when this thing has been around for a long time?

While your wife is at work, take out all her jars, creams, shampoos, scrubs and perfumes. Don't be afraid, fool, this is all for you: today you are a princess.

all week I want to shout German military marches from the balcony into the frosty darkness. I don't know what it is. Probably fell in love.

when your mother said that they won’t cut your organs

if fairy tales were published in the yellow press: “crazy fish brought pensioners to poverty!”, “a mutant child is forced to live underground!”, “the water in the puddles is poisoned by chemicals! The boy was an idiot, he became a brute!”, “the oligarch’s daughter lost her honor in a pigsty!", "the cyborg left the Swedish family without sweets!", "the famous showman was robbed by a well-hewn block of wood!", "due to the construction of a cottage village, the pensioner's country house was turned in the opposite direction from the picturesque forest!", "the demobilization tricked the pensioner into giving the latest products! the swindler used edged weapons!", "plastic surgery is an accomplice of kidnapping, seven children are missing!", "pensioner maniacs poisoned animals with baked goods with LSD!", "several miners held a young girl captive for a month! ", "a drug-addicted girl is being turned on by a rabbit!", "homeless animals share emergency housing!", "for a flower stolen by her father, the daughter had to become the wife of a mutant!", "an employee killed a clergyman with a click in the forehead!", "the girl used the petals of a plant as a powerful hallucinogenic!", "An animated nut cracker against a mutant rat! do not miss!"

I don’t ignore only the top ones

suspicious resemblance.

Petya regularly kidnaps grandfathers to replenish his collection