男性の意見

when a woman wants to know a man's opinion, she actually wants to hear her own opinion, only in a bass voice.

If I'm on a man's black list, that means I'm his weakness. If I’m wearing a woman’s black suit, that means I’m her envy. -or just fucked up

female joy, male joy

-marry me? -The man I marry must be brave and smart! -Don’t you remember how I saved you when you were drowning? -Well, yes, you’re brave, but that doesn’t mean you’re smart. -Who do you think overturned the boat?

a woman in a nurse's costume excites a man more because... he subconsciously thinks that she has alcohol!

boy: said - done. man: I didn’t promise, I said I’d try. experienced man: I actually didn’t say that. grandfather: there was no such thing at all. old warrior - wise warrior

this guy is on vacation in Italy, and you continue to sit at the computer

male logic, female logic

What did the designer mean? Is this guy taking a leak with such a buzz or does he have severe diarrhea?