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one bottle won't do anything

when you realize that it was not in vain that you drank for so many years

There are 24 bottles of vodka in a box, there are 24 hours in a day. I don't think it's a coincidence

-What do you have in your bag? -bottle of rum. -Did you call a bottle of vodka rum? - Yes.

The husband wakes up after a brutal drinking session, looks, the linen is washed and ironed, hung on the high chair, breakfast and a bottle of beer on the table. the wife left for work without saying a word, without hysterics. he says to his son: son, what happened yesterday? Dad, you came home drunk at two in the morning and fell on the bed. and when your mother tried to undress you, you said: “Don’t touch me, bitch, I’m married!”

life hack - open a beer bottle with a “seat belt” when you’re driving

An employee of the British company glaxosmithkline (gsk) broke a vial of Ebola vaccine and was upset that he had let his colleagues down. Brentford, UK.

While your wife is at work, take out all her jars, creams, shampoos, scrubs and perfumes. Don't be afraid, fool, this is all for you: today you are a princess.

"land of the future" - budget 180,000,000, no one remembers. “green elephant” - budget for 5 bottles of vodka, quoted 15 years later.

I quarreled with my wife - I opened the refrigerator, tightened all the lids on the jars tightly: let the first one go make up.