熊

“All reserve workers who interact with pandas, who are being prepared for life in the wild, must wear panda costumes” -Then the pandas will evolve and write myths that their panda gods were huge in stature and they taught them to get food and survive and kicked them out for some- then a joint from the Garden of Eden where there was endless food

corona -> raccoon city

proof that I'm a raccoon: 1. dark circles under my eyes; 2. does not sleep at night and wanders in search of food; 3. eats everything; 4. cute to look at, but can attack.

7 signs that Winnie the Pooh and his friends are on drugs