灯不亮

and the lamp doesn’t light up, and the calendars lie, and if your tram goes sideways across the bridge, then you’re in Tver

and the lamp does not light. and calendars lie. and if you and your wife discovered polonium and radium, you are Pierre Curie.

- hello, and on to the day. You're a car mechanic, right? - Hello, Natasha. well, yes, what happened? -When I kick it in the ass, the light doesn’t light up. - I see, but what’s wrong with the car?