消防士

Firefighters' logic is off the charts

pulled out at the last moment

A fireman saved a cat from a fire, the cat was not impressed

5 years - I want to become an astronaut. 8 years old - I want to become a firefighter. 13 years old - I want to become a football player. now - fuck. give me some work!

good coosplay

another miracle revealed to the world by the holy fathers of the Russian Orthodox Church: recordings from twenty-two video cameras disappeared. where the moment of the accident was recorded. when a servant of the Russian Orthodox Church, monk Elijah, knocked down two people to death. Now, perhaps, Elijah will be released, since there is all the evidence of his crime. miraculously disappeared!

collects water

The peculiarity of women's eyes is that they are able to see someone else's hair on your raincoat and do not notice a fire hydrant when parking.

-You didn’t wash away after yourself again, Egor. - Lena, that's enough. It’s better to look at what’s going on in the Donbass.