法国斗牛犬

pitbull: ppppppp... doberman: woof-woof-woof! French bulldog: je me déteste et je veux mourir.

If electric current always follows the path of least resistance, why does lightning strike all over the world, not just in France?

An acquaintance went to France to Disneyland. On a roller coaster, he saw that before the children set off, they shouted "papista - fali." I asked the controller what are these children shouting? - yes, a Russian used to work here - every time he pulled the lever, he shouted: “pa-piz-dova-a-li.”

It was this pianist who gave a concert in 1994 in an unknown French village, to which absolutely no one came, because no one knew him.

after the death of this man there remained: 2 French jackets, a pair of boots, a tobacco pouch, a pipe, 5 rubles of money and a great power.

1. Parisians give overnight accommodation to those in need, and taxi drivers transport passengers for free. 2. flower sellers in Russia near the French embassy raised their prices 3 times.