法国

If electric current always follows the path of least resistance, why does lightning strike all over the world, not just in France?

An acquaintance went to France to Disneyland. On a roller coaster, he saw that before the children set off, they shouted "papista - fali." I asked the controller what are these children shouting? - yes, a Russian used to work here - every time he pulled the lever, he shouted: “pa-piz-dova-a-li.”

It was this pianist who gave a concert in 1994 in an unknown French village, to which absolutely no one came, because no one knew him.

after the death of this man there remained: 2 French jackets, a pair of boots, a tobacco pouch, a pipe, 5 rubles of money and a great power.

pitbull: ppppppp... doberman: woof-woof-woof! French bulldog: je me déteste et je veux mourir.