水道代

dude, today I mistakenly added red bull to my coffee instead of water... I think I can see the time...

if...

-What is your signature dish? -Well, I’m good at putting the kettle on!

I bought myself an Apple watch without moms, dads and loans..

Jewish wisdom: you can serve boiling water instead of tea in a brown mug

How do you like the pizza?

When I returned home from work, I saw the cement that had not yet hardened in our basement, which was being renovated. and I did what any normal person in my place would do - imprint my face.

When life gives you such lemons, it's time to move away from a nuclear reactor

“deliciousness on tap, fish and other goodies” - the main thing is to present it correctly