it’s cool to be a guy: you don’t have to shave your legs, drink, smoke, fuck whoever you want, no one cares about you, you don’t have to shave your legs. In general, do what you want, you don’t even need to shave your legs.
- the man is not the one who fucked the women, but the one who kissed his son’s pepper! -I gave the grade for the pissyulka. -I personally kiss both my little ones on the pussies))))) damn, these are my favorite places!!! My daughter has a “pie”, and Timka has a “pepper”!!! I kiss my son so that my husband doesn’t see, otherwise he’ll get jealous
-I took 2 grams for $40, never mind. -2 grams of what? Anatoly, answer me! -gram - grammar dictionary! -God. I thought you were writing about drugs :) do you have enough money or should you put it on your card? - a little bit won’t hurt)
-Son, have you eaten? -Yes mom. -what did you eat? - blowjob. oh, the omelette is T9. - Son, I don’t like that you’re having lunch with your friend Anton.
a woman came to Confucius and asked how polygamy differs from polyandry. Confucius placed five teapots and five cups in front of her and said: “Pour tea into five cups from one teapot.” like? “I like it,” the woman agreed. - and now, on the contrary, pour into one cup out of five teapots. like? oh-oh-oh... I like it even more,” the woman admitted. stupid! - Confucius shouted. I ruined such a parable!