民主主義

George, why the hell do we even need this constitution, this democracy? Wait a minute, guys, a couple more hundred years and we’ll calmly pound asses

democracy is when the opinions of these two people are equally significant

if a car with the letter “U” has its wipers turned on, it means it will now turn

folk metal

you listen to any woman’s story for hours, and then add: you simply didn’t have a normal man. and that's all. You are right. you're on a horse.

your face when your friends are not interested in the passionary theory of ethnogenesis

if you didn’t wake up on Sunday, but were resurrected, it means Saturday was a success

Friends moved to a private house with their cat Petrovich. in the morning they went out onto the porch and called the cat to feed. the neighbor was leaving his house at the same time, and they said hello. a couple of months later, a neighbor asked why the hell they call him every morning, say hello and go back home.

for every cunt man there is a woman detective