毛皮のコート

orbit - herring under a fur coat

It’s annoying when the carriage breaks down and you have to take the subway.

-Darling, I want a fur coat! -Oh, you are my mistress! I’ll run now to get some herring and beets!

it’s cool to be a guy: you don’t have to shave your legs, drink, smoke, fuck whoever you want, no one cares about you, you don’t have to shave your legs. In general, do what you want, you don’t even need to shave your legs.

There are 3 things that a person will never be able to do in his life: count the hairs on his head; wash your eyes with soap; breathe with your tongue hanging out. -Well, that’s all, you can, stick your tongue back, good job.

When you’re a kid you don’t really plan to travel, I actually dreamed of living in a duvet cover hole

The husband runs home, grabs his wife by the hand.., into the bedroom, rushes and throws her on the bed... the wife is shocked.., this has not happened in 20 years. her husband falls towards her, covers them with a blanket over his head and says..: - look! I bought the watch...it glows.