桌布

-Get off the table! -You are not my real mother!!!

fashion sense like the table

son, you've been looking at your desktop for half an hour. -because you’ve been watching me look at my desktop for half an hour already..

I did it!

desktop of a strong, independent woman

“From our table to your table,” the note from the surgeon read playfully. The pathologist laughed and crossed her legs.

guests are knocking on the door, and you have shit on the table? cover everything with a sheet. Place an easel nearby. bold, bold, youthful!

Am I the only one who doesn’t understand why a trace of tea or coffee always appears under a glass on the table if I haven’t spilled a drop?

"gavno" - please, a glass of shit for the fifth table, please

my friend once made fun of a computer science teacher: he took a screenshot of the desktop, deleted all the shortcuts and set that screen as the background image. after several hundred futile attempts to log into my computer, she, not understanding anything, decided to call the service and call a technician. so he came, scratched his turnip and couldn’t think of anything better than to tear down Windows...