朝のバカ

morning boner

how to get drunk in the evening so as not to feel the hanger behind your back in the morning

-Once again, in which direction should we grow? -there. - here? - there, damn it! -here? -Are you fucking serious? - what nonsense. Are you sure you need to grow here?

Since childhood, Disney characters taught us to say hello to birds in the morning and just be beautiful, but now I fucking have to work.

-Do you know who you haven’t talked to for a long time? with your ex! -Did this guy look in your direction? It’s better to punch him hard in the face. fast! -This closet is a great place to pee. -If you yell and swear, the police will definitely let you go.

In the morning the “bed” is very strong. the bed is like gravity, but you are not attracted to massive bodies, but to the bed.

- hi) - yeah, hi... - what happened? -Nothing. -Are you offended that I wrote hello? -yeah. -Why? -because in the morning you have to say good morning...