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At the beginning of a relationship: -I'm not hungry. After a month of relationship:
2023 12 01 03:18
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UZBEKISTAN Tashkent
2023 11 01 09:30
127
UZBEKISTAN Tashkent
when in one month you run out of shampoo, powder, wash, powder, cream, perfume... also friends invite you to a wedding
2023 08 30 17:05
69
UZBEKISTAN Tashkent
-My Fuhrer, Soviet troops are already in Berlin! We are waiting for your instructions! -we're fucked
2016 05 08 12:19
98
RUSSIA Moscow
if fairy tales were published in the yellow press: “crazy fish brought pensioners to poverty!”, “a mutant child is forced to live underground!”, “the water in the puddles is poisoned by chemicals! The boy was an idiot, he became a brute!”, “the oligarch’s daughter lost her honor in a pigsty!", "the cyborg left the Swedish family without sweets!", "the famous showman was robbed by a well-hewn block of wood!", "due to the construction of a cottage village, the pensioner's country house was turned in the opposite direction from the picturesque forest!", "the demobilization tricked the pensioner into giving the latest products! the swindler used edged weapons!", "plastic surgery is an accomplice of kidnapping, seven children are missing!", "pensioner maniacs poisoned animals with baked goods with LSD!", "several miners held a young girl captive for a month! ", "a drug-addicted girl is being turned on by a rabbit!", "homeless animals share emergency housing!", "for a flower stolen by her father, the daughter had to become the wife of a mutant!", "an employee killed a clergyman with a click in the forehead!", "the girl used the petals of a plant as a powerful hallucinogenic!", "An animated nut cracker against a mutant rat! do not miss!"
2016 05 02 14:35
102
RUSSIA Moscow
-Dear, how can we finally convince people of our inadequacy? - create and maintain an account on behalf of our three-month-old baby? -brilliantly!
2016 04 05 12:52
25
RUSSIA St.-Petersburg
Today we will talk to you about the Earth's satellite - the Moon, the closest star to Earth. Why does the moon orbit specifically around the Earth and not other planets? The answer is simple because the moon is smaller than the Earth, and the gravitational force of the Earth is very great, so the Earth makes the moon rotate around it.
Also, the Moon is the only object where man has set foot. Most people call the Moon the goddess of all oceans, bays, lakes, and rivers. I agree with this because, in fact, if the Moon gets even one meter closer to Earth, tides and ebb tides occur, i.e. the water level in all seas and bays rises and large waves begin to splash. If the Moon gets too close to Earth, disaster will occur, and various floods and inundations will occur, and Earth will be swallowed up by water. Therefore, the Moon is also the goddess of all tides.
I would also like to tell you more about who was the first to visit the Moon, here I can say that it is not exact because there is still controversy today as to whether Americans or Russia were the first to visit the Moon. But I am more inclined to the version that Americans were the first to visit the Moon because there is a lot of evidence, and I have not heard anything about Russia, no news or anything else. Although I believe that maybe some other civilization or someone else visited the Moon before us, but I can say for sure that no matter how many times we visit, we find nothing interesting in it. There is no life on the Moon, but I think in the future, in a hundred years, people will start building their bases there and gradually begin to work and explore the whole Moon because sooner or later overpopulation will take its toll, and people will have nowhere to go, and in the end, there will only be one option - to conquer other planets and move from Earth.