时光机器

rude robot: -Jacob, what does “seal” mean? - this is when you humiliate someone, and then you give a high five to the bro. -oh, so apparently you can’t “print”, Jacob. -because you don't have any bros. you have no one. you're so lonely, jacob. High five, Jacob.

despite all the gadgets, robot missions to Mars, the successes of technological progress - the heart still skips a beat at the speed with which the cord disappears in a vacuum cleaner when you press a button

to the request of the traffic police not to travel in snowfall. Only snowplows responded.

sleep you fools

when you listen to the creaks in the cabin

I hate myself for not valuing sleep in kindergarten

It’s nice when the reluctance to go somewhere coincides with the opportunity