日付

strong and silent, remembering all dates, loving children, dreamy, a little feminine, family-oriented, loving his mother, preparing romantic dishes.

hi, let's go somewhere? inhaling means “yes”, licking your elbow means “no”

for a suspiciously long time they haven’t told us the date of the coming end of the world

you expect the guy to come on a date, but he jerks off and is sleeping.

Conclusion and recommendations: a red stripe found on the head of the penis and mistakenly taken for an oncological disease date - November 17, in fact turned out to be a mark from lipstick. The team of the 234th Mountain Hospital apologizes for the amputation.

the date was successful

you know the date was a failure if the girl constantly looks at the watch she drew on her hand

Friday evening. Saturday morning.

when you go on a date with an ugly girl