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-I’ll say right away, before you I slept with three guys. -I was only 30 minutes late

you expect the guy to come on a date, but he jerks off and is sleeping.

- Shall we go somewhere? -only if going nowhere. -Okay, then I’ll pick you up in a few minutes. let's go to nowhere, taste nirvana. made from freshly suffered zen. -let's go through eternity. I still need to accept the inevitable

don’t deny yourself anything, I’ll treat you

I'm certainly not rich, but...

when will they bring the second one?

What should a real gentleman do after a romantic dinner? help the lady burn the calories she acquired at dinner.

when you go on a date with an ugly girl

for a suspiciously long time they haven’t told us the date of the coming end of the world

strong and silent, remembering all dates, loving children, dreamy, a little feminine, family-oriented, loving his mother, preparing romantic dishes.