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Anyone else paint their nails before jerking off to make it look like a girl is playing with you?

elite, schmuck

It’s unlikely that anyone doesn’t have a former classmate who first tried to get married and is now doing nail extensions.

one question - why the fuck?

You can't crush genes with your finger

-Once again, in which direction should we grow? -there. - here? - there, damn it! -here? -Are you fucking serious? - what nonsense. Are you sure you need to grow here?

Have you already forgotten that you cut your finger? let me remind you!

-Commander, I see the enemy! -Where?! -between the trees!!! - clear instructions, soldier!