抢劫

if fairy tales were published in the yellow press: “crazy fish brought pensioners to poverty!”, “a mutant child is forced to live underground!”, “the water in the puddles is poisoned by chemicals! The boy was an idiot, he became a brute!”, “the oligarch’s daughter lost her honor in a pigsty!", "the cyborg left the Swedish family without sweets!", "the famous showman was robbed by a well-hewn block of wood!", "due to the construction of a cottage village, the pensioner's country house was turned in the opposite direction from the picturesque forest!", "the demobilization tricked the pensioner into giving the latest products! the swindler used edged weapons!", "plastic surgery is an accomplice of kidnapping, seven children are missing!", "pensioner maniacs poisoned animals with baked goods with LSD!", "several miners held a young girl captive for a month! ", "a drug-addicted girl is being turned on by a rabbit!", "homeless animals share emergency housing!", "for a flower stolen by her father, the daughter had to become the wife of a mutant!", "an employee killed a clergyman with a click in the forehead!", "the girl used the petals of a plant as a powerful hallucinogenic!", "An animated nut cracker against a mutant rat! do not miss!"

I won’t go anywhere with you, you’re disgusting and evil. -I have some money.

I think this tractor wants to rob me

If they try to rob you while getting money from an ATM, do not resist. just dial your pin backwards. for example, instead of 1234, dial 4321. As a result, the machine will secretly notify the police and push out money, but it will be tightly clamped by the dispensing device, as if it were stuck. This function is available in all ATMs, but not everyone knows about it. tell your friends, someone might find it useful.

I saw a house on wheels. couldn't decide whether to rob or steal

jokingly yelled in a store - this is robbery, served 7 years

-Everyone, stand by, this is a robbery. -Here's your girl, what's your name? -zina. -My mother’s name was Zina, I won’t kill you, but are you a young man? -Igor......but my friends call me “zina”