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boy: said - done. man: I didn’t promise, I said I’d try. experienced man: I actually didn’t say that. grandfather: there was no such thing at all. old warrior - wise warrior

don't you get along with women? you just don’t know how to feed them promises.

a man does 70% of what he promised to do. a woman does 70% of what she promised not to do.

when they feed you with promises to take you to the sea

Before the match with the Spaniards, the Chilean porn actress promised to hold a 16-hour sex marathon if Chile wins. -I'm in chili, guys

what we are promised and what we receive

I’ve heard a lot in my life - vows, promises, compliments, but the best thing I’ve heard is the purring of a kitten... there are no lies in it... - when a pig grunts, it doesn’t piss either