情妇

shock, the director of Ren-TV will cheat on his wife with a dugout

drunk nut screwing not the mistress

This is fucked up, comrades! I did this, only with a photo of a girl. I told a close (!) friend, supposedly it was my boyfriend’s mistress, she swore that she wouldn’t tell anyone, we’ve been friends since childhood, as it were. Today the cops were laughing at all this, the bastard “ratted” me out, fuck such friends

-Darling, I want a fur coat! -Oh, you are my mistress! I’ll run now to get some herring and beets!