心理学

normal people: psychologist, psychotherapist. me, who has no money: I say the word “fuck” every day, but it helps me

-crap! Got stuck in a traffic jam again! fifth time this day! -you get what you don’t want, because the parameters of mental radiation highlight negative sectors in the space of options and material realization moves towards them!

Having not achieved what they wanted, they pretended that they wanted what they had achieved.

-Doc, I think I'm going crazy. -Did you just call me Doc? -It looks like the patient is having recursive hallucinations again. -I suggest electric shock or lobotomy

“if you put headphones on your nostrils and at the same time cover your ears, the oral cavity forms a speaker” - I was kicked out of my psychologist’s class for this crap