很搞笑

They ask the sailor: - Was there a time when you were really scared? -We once transported a cargo - 10,000 dolls. and got caught in a storm. and when the ship tilted to the right, all these 10,000 dolls said in unison, “Mom!” This is where I screwed up...

-Hello, how did you get there?) -This is his girlfriend, who are you? and why the fuck are you writing to him? -let’s start with the fact that stop calling yourself “his girlfriend” as if it makes you special, you’re his 11th, if I’m not mistaken. secondly, I am the one who can make you his ex-girlfriend in a short time. Now let's start from the beginning. How did my brother get there? fucked up

very funny damn

-Can I ask you a little frank question?) -Go ahead. -What orientation are you? -Can I give you a little frank answer then? -ok, fair enough) -you have fucking tits, and I wouldn’t want to screw you over. -OU

The mother, putting the children to bed, barked so loudly that the neighbors also made their beds and went to bed.

- It’s a shame you didn’t go out for a walk. - but I completely disassembled the limits, finally learned to work with the differentiation of complex functions, and now I sit and solve everything. -but we built a dick out of snow.

IT'S VERY SIMPLE WE'LL EAT BATMAN