役人

-You’re kind, this will come in handy in life. -to others?

little-known fact: if you cut off an official's head, he can steal for another 20 minutes.

good asphalt does not lie on the road! (c) Russian official

I see all the guys 23+ with their earlobes sewn up. what is it? Are tunnels turning out to be useless crap in adult life? who would have thought, right?

if you are sitting next to a girl on the street and she says that she is cold. tell her to go home or else she'll catch a cold

plant correctly! if you plant if you plant a sapling, there will be a tree. if you plant an illegal logger, there will be a hundred more trees. If you plant the official who allowed this, there will be a thousand more trees.