当妻子不在家时

when the wife is not at home

"watch the road!!! they're waiting for you at home!" -while you are on the road, your wife, children and some guy are waiting for you

you are not yourself when you're hungry

The husband wakes up after a brutal drinking session, looks, the linen is washed and ironed, hung on the high chair, breakfast and a bottle of beer on the table. the wife left for work without saying a word, without hysterics. he says to his son: son, what happened yesterday? Dad, you came home drunk at two in the morning and fell on the bed. and when your mother tried to undress you, you said: “Don’t touch me, bitch, I’m married!”

you are not yourself when you're hungry

While your wife is at work, take out all her jars, creams, shampoos, scrubs and perfumes. Don't be afraid, fool, this is all for you: today you are a princess.

you are not yourself when you're hungry!

you are not yourself when you're hungry