年度最佳母亲

mother of the year

WE GO TO AN ENGLISH-SPEAKING COUNTRY, COMMIT AN OFFENSE, FOR EXAMPLE, BEAT THE FIRST PASSER-BY IN THE MOUTH, GO TO JAIL - ABOUT A YEAR OF COMMUNICATION WITH NATIVE SPEAKERS, FREE FOOD AND ACCOMMODATION. YOU CAN REPEAT AFTER A YEAR TO GET RID OF THE ACCENT.

winner of the "Best Parking Attendant of the Year" nomination. the cup is yours!

father of the year

why do these pigeons look like they're about to release the best album of the year?

when the wife is not at home

Sasha Grey. at the age of 19 she won the porn Oscar for the best triple penetration of the year, what have you achieved? keep your virginity for your husband? haha, you're just stupid!

my cunt

my princess, my sunshine, my kitten, my pussy