平坦的地球

even after the earthquake, Japanese roads are smoother than Russian ones

somewhere in a parallel universe

parallel universe

This is me pretending not to notice the mosquito that is flying in my room so that it calmly lands on me and I can quickly swat it away

in a parallel universe: - I’m fighting for Valera too much! - no sabz, let’s go without the milling machine Valery, he’s wild. -Okay, I’ll take the schoolboy Mitya. -ok, I'll take the truck driver Nikolai. Damn, I wish I could swing like them.

hey, look, you're left 1 on 1 with a cool girl, that's it, I'm switching off, good luck to you! -now you and the girl are on equal terms

-Well, I have a proposal for you. If you help me with one thing, you will even earn some money. - Well, I’m listening. -Let me write what I need. If you agree, fine, no, then no. Just won't you make fun of me and call me a fool? -OK. -My friend and I bet 10,000 rubles that I would give a blowjob to a stranger our age. If you give me the opportunity, I can share the money.

ordinary day