希特勒

-My Fuhrer, Soviet troops are already in Berlin! We are waiting for your instructions! -we're fucked

- Gosh, dude, you should google it first, yeah. gitler there is no such surname, there is hitler, in all Romano-Germanic languages, and in Russian the letter “g” is used due to translation rules. -fascist!! -You are so logical that a chair, a horse, twenty-eight. -usually one person sits on a chair. the horse has four legs. There are twenty-eight letters in a word. 1488!!

when I didn't get into art school.

Have you seen a guy this tall?

rare photo: Hitler learns to shoot webs like Spiderman

"Russian Post" - Heil Hitler! telegram for you!

oh, that's it

hates Jews, doesn't remember why

-Oh, you fucking little Nazi! -It's leukemia, dad! -Leike-what? stop speaking German, Hitler Youth!