导演

It seems to me that the boss looks at me and thinks: “this device can work faster.”

I always take a video camera with me. If you didn’t just read this phrase, but sang it, it means you are over 20 years old.

shock, the director of Ren-TV will cheat on his wife with a dugout

at lays. director: are you sure that customers will like the taste of “watermelon and plaster”? pregnant advisor: absolutely.

Hello, descendants! how are you there? landed on mars? -directors will shoot the world's first porn film in space

Guy in a cool suit, who are you without it? -Actor, stuntman, film director, producer, screenwriter, stunt and fight choreographer, singer, philanthropist, UNICEF Goodwill Ambassador, martial artist. Commander of the Order of the British Empire

director of the black sea

director, teacher, me

director to the new driver: - what is your last name? I only address drivers by their last name! - Andrey! - what is that last name? - no name. - you didn’t understand me, I need to know your last name! - You won’t call me by my last name, call me Andrey! - Hey, soldier, are you stupid, I ask again, what’s your last name? - Well, “beloved” is my last name! - let's go, Andrey...

interview with Bondarchuk: - tell me, Fedor, how do you like the film The Hobbit 2? - this is a wonderful film! excellent directing work! I take my hat off! - Fedor, we know that you are filming! tell me, how do you like the film?