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director to the new driver: - what is your last name? I only address drivers by their last name! - Andrey! - what is that last name? - no name. - you didn’t understand me, I need to know your last name! - You won’t call me by my last name, call me Andrey! - Hey, soldier, are you stupid, I ask again, what’s your last name? - Well, “beloved” is my last name! - let's go, Andrey...

Do you still not wash your hands after public transport?

director, teacher, me

As a child, I thought that the conductor on the bus was the wife of the bus driver.

When you are traveling without a ticket and the conductor passes by

smoking causes houston!

I'm your new Latin tutor

marriage causes borscht

-Will you help me with algebra? -Okay, I'll pull you up. -maybe you meant pull up? -May be...

director of the black sea