寝ている人に対する冗談

-an, tell me, how did you relax in Turkey? -excellent) just arrived today. Damn, there are such cool guys there. after all, the Turks know how to look after girls)) not like Russian Vanyas). During my entire vacation I slept with about 10 Turks. -I think we shouldn't communicate anymore...

if I were him, I wouldn't wake up

in any unclear situation - just go to bed

I took a picture of the Chinese while he was sleeping or not sleeping. fuck you'll understand

I'm a simple person, I see the dawn - I go to bed

I'm a simple man, I hear birds singing - I go to bed

never use the toilet in your sleep, it's a trap