官员

little-known fact: if you cut off an official's head, he can steal for another 20 minutes.

plant correctly! if you plant if you plant a sapling, there will be a tree. if you plant an illegal logger, there will be a hundred more trees. If you plant the official who allowed this, there will be a thousand more trees.

good asphalt does not lie on the road! (c) Russian official

problems, officer?