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women ruin everything. right now, this second, some woman is ruining something.

-Well, I have a proposal for you. If you help me with one thing, you will even earn some money. - Well, I’m listening. -Let me write what I need. If you agree, fine, no, then no. Just won't you make fun of me and call me a fool? -OK. -My friend and I bet 10,000 rubles that I would give a blowjob to a stranger our age. If you give me the opportunity, I can share the money.

women only think about one thing

two friends meet: darling, you’ve gained so much weight! I've also lost weight! You should have seen me a month ago! was like you are now!..

This is how female friendship ends

A woman's mind is no worse than a man's! it is also productive and useful to society! remember, for example, women scientists: Marie Curie, Sofia Kovalevskaya, Marie Curie ⠀

depression is when watching a porn film ends with thoughts about the fate of the heroine.

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