女性荷尔蒙

beer definitely contains female hormones; if you drink too much, you can’t drive a car or shut up

Sometimes my daughter’s classmates come to visit me and say they want to play on the console. Like any father, I, of course, am a little nervous: you understand, they are 13, hormones can even break my console...

women ruin everything. right now, this second, some woman is ruining something.

The husband wakes up after a brutal drinking session, looks, the linen is washed and ironed, hung on the high chair, breakfast and a bottle of beer on the table. the wife left for work without saying a word, without hysterics. he says to his son: son, what happened yesterday? Dad, you came home drunk at two in the morning and fell on the bed. and when your mother tried to undress you, you said: “Don’t touch me, bitch, I’m married!”

If you don’t have money, then women are not scary for you.

Have you ever wondered why the devil is cast out only from women? I'm not hinting at anything. Just.