女性名言书

and it’s not easy to find me, and it’s easy to lose me, you can’t forget, where, where, where, ko ko ko

I surveyed about 1000 women on the topic: what shampoo do you prefer? the most popular answer was: how the fuck did you get here?

If I'm on a man's black list, that means I'm his weakness. If I’m wearing a woman’s black suit, that means I’m her envy. -or just fucked up

interesting fact: there are no women under 50 with the names Klava, Zina, Raya, Zoya

I'm a good girl! I do the same as the bad ones, only good

this woman was found dead in a parkland in yorkshire, england. it is believed that she was impaled by a rod of frozen urine that was dropped from the aircraft's toilet area

women ruin everything. right now, this second, some woman is ruining something.

-what is your name? -Basil. -Do you have children? -yes, son Vasily and daughter Vasilisa! -Are there any animal houses? - Vaska the cat! - unfortunately, we cannot hire you for the position of creative director

The husband wakes up after a brutal drinking session, looks, the linen is washed and ironed, hung on the high chair, breakfast and a bottle of beer on the table. the wife left for work without saying a word, without hysterics. he says to his son: son, what happened yesterday? Dad, you came home drunk at two in the morning and fell on the bed. and when your mother tried to undress you, you said: “Don’t touch me, bitch, I’m married!”