女性

women ruin everything. right now, this second, some woman is ruining something.

The husband wakes up after a brutal drinking session, looks, the linen is washed and ironed, hung on the high chair, breakfast and a bottle of beer on the table. the wife left for work without saying a word, without hysterics. he says to his son: son, what happened yesterday? Dad, you came home drunk at two in the morning and fell on the bed. and when your mother tried to undress you, you said: “Don’t touch me, bitch, I’m married!”

The woman has tits, there is a strange object in her bra, she has no bra

If you don’t have money, then women are not scary for you.

women, it would be better if you took pictures of tits, not food

Have you ever wondered why the devil is cast out only from women? I'm not hinting at anything. Just.

Women love to read SMS at three in the morning. Believe me, man!

Well. mom. damn, give it back