奇波利诺

politically incorrect geography: Eskimos, Americans, Eskimos, Indians, Chukhons, fascists, bourgeois, Maros, blacks, penguins, ours, crests, Jews, Khachiks, blacks, chocks, Chukchi, cross-eyed, Chinese, Chuchmeks, narrow-eyed, Japs, kangaroos

Cipollino, my boy! bow, I am your father!

Russian Quidditch team

- defendant, how did you rape the victim? - OK, thank you

another miracle revealed to the world by the holy fathers of the Russian Orthodox Church: recordings from twenty-two video cameras disappeared. where the moment of the accident was recorded. when a servant of the Russian Orthodox Church, monk Elijah, knocked down two people to death. Now, perhaps, Elijah will be released, since there is all the evidence of his crime. miraculously disappeared!

FEW KNOW THAT KLICHKO HAS A THIRD BROTHER

The face of the Eurovision winner was blurred out in Chinese news

- Ivanych, what are you doing? - click, you karky old man

and every bearded one is our brother

Nastenka was pleasantly surprised when she learned that Gorynych was not only three-headed.