失礼

rude robot: -Jacob, what does “seal” mean? - this is when you humiliate someone, and then you give a high five to the bro. -oh, so apparently you can’t “print”, Jacob. -because you don't have any bros. you have no one. you're so lonely, jacob. High five, Jacob.

- hi) - yeah, hi... - what happened? -Nothing. -Are you offended that I wrote hello? -yeah. -Why? -because in the morning you have to say good morning...

was rude to the hairdresser

if you don't know who it is, then you didn't have: 4 8 15 16 23 42

"killer gardener!" -don't be rude to the librarian

everyone will fall asleep, but I will stay

my face when I sleep 3 hours a day

If your husband offended you, do not be rude to him in return. nibble on the cookies on his side of the bed.

-Doctor, why, instead of curing me, are you joking about my insomnia? -it's fun. -And how many other jokes do you have? -You never dreamed of it.