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You shouldn’t raise your voice at all at your husband; he should be afraid of looking at you

when the husband is a welder

If your husband offended you, do not be rude to him in return. nibble on the cookies on his side of the bed.

explanatory: “I was late for work because I climbed over my husband in the morning and was a little late...”

if my husband asks where all the money goes, I’ll do... this

-I heard you had to bury your wife? -What to do, she was dead.

My husband tells me: “You won’t drink with your friends anymore!” and I look at him and joyfully think: so many years together, and how much optimism he still has...

husband, welcome home. I'm hiding inside with a toy gun, here's the second one... the loser is cooking dinner tonight. and may luck be with you. kisses, wife

The husband runs home, grabs his wife by the hand.., into the bedroom, rushes and throws her on the bed... the wife is shocked.., this has not happened in 20 years. her husband falls towards her, covers them with a blanket over his head and says..: - look! I bought the watch...it glows.

my husband came home from work, and I opened the door in black leather lingerie, sexy stockings and a mask. he looked and asked: “Do you want to eat, Batman?”