太った男

- your boyfriend is now in the shopping center walking with some fat chick, I’m following them, I’ll write if anything .. - actually, it’s me with him.

why not

10..9..8.. left before the explosion

This is fucked up, comrades! I did this, only with a photo of a girl. I told a close (!) friend, supposedly it was my boyfriend’s mistress, she swore that she wouldn’t tell anyone, we’ve been friends since childhood, as it were. Today the cops were laughing at all this, the bastard “ratted” me out, fuck such friends

Of course I understand everything, but I don’t understand this

this girl is so bad in bed that the guy decided to put her in the backyard

ALL AMERICA IN ONE PHOTO

in a parallel universe: - I’m fighting for Valera too much! - no sabz, let’s go without the milling machine Valery, he’s wild. -Okay, I’ll take the schoolboy Mitya. -ok, I'll take the truck driver Nikolai. Damn, I wish I could swing like them.

after the first day in the gym