大都会での生活

- good evening, is this a secret club for those over 20? -big city life. -mi thraiftu get bye. -prishinari sop tu ma tsol har mi tray

-It won’t work, you’re too big. -but I really need to go! -OK. drink from the bottle on the table. - and why should I drink this? -all women's adventures begin with drinking

07:00 anger, 07:30 gluttony, 09:00 greed, 09:30 despondency, 13:00 gluttony, 14:00 despondency, 18:00 envy, 20:00 gluttony, 22:00 pride, 23:30 fornication.

If we send our entire government to Maps, and put gamers in their place, it certainly won’t get any worse. They still don’t know how to steal so brazenly and on a large scale. Well, they played at civilization, they know how to run the country.

-and the genie said to me “what do you want, a good memory or a big penis?” - and what did you choose? -I don't remember

-Do you know what women say when they see a big penis? -No. -I know!

-Darling, tell me something that will make me cheerful and sad at the same time. - ...your dick is bigger than all your friends.

fuck her

Whoever she's texting seems to be in big trouble.