大塔西

During a long flight across the Atlantic, you feel the urge to go to the toilet. Sitting in the restroom, you heard screams and threats in the cabin. That’s right, the plane was hijacked by terrorists, and you are the only person who didn’t notice. your actions? -Well, first you need to finish your shit.

I dreamed that I was eating Big Tasty. when chewing woke up, her blanket

"big suka burger" - psychoanalysts

07:00 anger, 07:30 gluttony, 09:00 greed, 09:30 despondency, 13:00 gluttony, 14:00 despondency, 18:00 envy, 20:00 gluttony, 22:00 pride, 23:30 fornication.

breadwinner

-and the genie said to me “what do you want, a good memory or a big penis?” - and what did you choose? -I don't remember

-Do you know what women say when they see a big penis? -No. -I know!

fuck her