地铁

operated by a group of young girls. operate as follows: you leave the supermarket, go to the car, load up and want to leave. At this moment, two pretty pussies run up to the car and tearfully ask for a ride to the metro, their money was stolen, and their mother will meet them there. you agree. one sits in the front seat, the other back. and suddenly the one in front bends over and starts giving you a blowjob, and the second one, while you are thrilled, eats your food, bitch.

He's probably just telling her scary stories.

glitch in the matrix

the guy behind me seemed to have a heart attack

“I like the movie Saw. Tamara, 26 years old, carriage inspector” - I don’t fall asleep on the subway anymore

Moscow is, in short, a city of gnomes: we love grandmas, loads of money, a lot of bearded men and awesome underground metro palaces. St. Petersburg are elves: some kind of half-pokers with off-the-scale self-esteem, a subtle sensual nature and local patriotism. the rest of Russia is inhabited by Orcs.

you're walking like this to the metro. you’re thinking about something of your own and suddenly - lo and behold! I almost missed the board game store and it’s just two steps away!

HE'S THE CAPTAIN IN AMERICA