在动物世界里

only three creatures do not freeze in winter: bears, penguins and whores

I was at the zoo the other day and I saw a goose pretending to be a damn flamingo.

in my time. To play the game you had to insert a disc

in our youth there was no internet, we surfed the net

Did you know that Sony uses dog noses for its gamepad sticks? one controller is worth two dog lives, if you have 2 controllers, then it was worth 4 dog lives spent on your “entertainment”. think about what all these sacrifices of innocent animals are for.

what are you???