图书

“fuck me bitch” - it seems the librarian wants to tell me something

It's like an iPad, only thicker: it keeps you entertained for hours, it's like custom displays with text on them, it's like a movie being played directly into your head.

-Hey, bespectacled guy, how to get to the library? -c:\windows\system\system.dll

"Oh, you're fucking crazy" and other amazing stories

"killer gardener!" -don't be rude to the librarian

Who are you anyway? you are completely last century! You're even afraid of fire!

1969 With the help of the Internet we can access libraries anywhere in the world at any time. 2015 how to fart without making noise

I do not sell books to minors. Yesterday I read a book, today I played chess, tomorrow I betrayed my homeland. drop the book before it's too late. bring 10 books and get a discount on TV. reading can cause the development of alternative points of view. reading is poison. Yage - I'm glad!

icons? details? fuck this mess! look how dashingly I play with a gradient!

-then they will make a “film in color” and those who read the book “color” will say that the movie is crap, the book is better...)