国会大厦

The Minister of Education cannot pass the Unified State Exam for the tenth time. The Minister of Health fainted in line at the clinic. the deputy died of hunger, having lived only one month on child benefits. ... only after that the pensioner released the goldfish.

THE AMERICAN CAPITOL JUST NEEDS A NEW DESIGN

Russia is a country where you can not burn the most important thing

if you knew how nice it is in a foreign country, pushing a passerby, to hear the native word fagot

WE GO TO AN ENGLISH-SPEAKING COUNTRY, COMMIT AN OFFENSE, FOR EXAMPLE, BEAT THE FIRST PASSER-BY IN THE MOUTH, GO TO JAIL - ABOUT A YEAR OF COMMUNICATION WITH NATIVE SPEAKERS, FREE FOOD AND ACCOMMODATION. YOU CAN REPEAT AFTER A YEAR TO GET RID OF THE ACCENT.

the teacher joked: state employees, contract employees

Russia is a unique country. After all, only we have a black and white TV “rainbow”, handcuffs “tenderness”, a chainsaw “friendship”, tear gas “cherry”, intercontinental ballistic missiles “peace”!

carpet

What are the advantages of living in Switzerland? Well, the Swiss flag is a big plus

damn national geographic posted my wife's tits again...