-cortana, show me the movie schedule for today. -Who is Cortana? -oops, I meant siri. -who is cortana? -Please show the movie schedule for today. -maybe you should ask cortana about the movie schedule?
-Ouch! You have internet there! and everything is available!! all world literature! all the painting! amazing! I can imagine how interesting it is for you there! What, what are they watching there?! -ass, tits, kittens