吸了

I hate it when you show your friends your favorite movie and they keep getting distracted. it's a masterpiece, just watch, don't move. Don't breathe, bastard!

first photo on the new iPhone

pumped | licked | held it

didn't suck, but licked

-Human beings, attention. You will witness how your race will fulfill its destiny, invested in you by our bioengineers - humanity will self-destruct in a nuclear flame. The psychic surge from billions of burning human ego structures will be absorbed by the cognitive network of the ship and redirected into our consciousnesses. This way we will get a long lasting euphoric reaction. You will be placed on another planet suitable for growing humanity. -Whoa, whoa dude! Wait a minute! That is, you are like such cosmic rastafarians, and people are your ganjubas?! Have you just smoked our planet?! -Yeah, something like that, dude something like that.

I've read

jerked off

pumped